| The air hockey table is a classic returning those of us | | | | anyway? When it was time to control sides of the air |
| who were young people in the seventies to the | | | | hockey table, did the find your game favored one |
| regretful recall of violent snap and glowing cheers on | | | | particular side did you swear, that is, that one side of |
| windy winter nights. In the single pub in Smalltown, | | | | the table was more favorable (as you were sure it |
| U.S.A., we'd step, beating off the slush and greeting | | | | slanted in your opponent's favor on the other side). |
| each other town and preppie the same. Then we'd | | | | When you and your opponent or buddy got bored with |
| amble to the juke box to try to speculate on the line | | | | the game, did you pull out a second puck and go |
| up, move to the lonely pinball machine to check the | | | | bursting playing an extreme version of the air hockey |
| high score and who held it, and then make our way to | | | | tablegame? |
| the air hockey table to get our every night catharsis. | | | | One web master has crafted the slogan that air |
| The air hockey table was one of the first novelties in | | | | hockey is 'not a game it's the world's fastest table |
| my home town how about for you? Was the | | | | sport.' An air hockey fan, among the thousands, |
| innovation brought to your home town when you were | | | | speaks to the upgrades done on the air hockey table |
| a kid, or did you discover the delight of air hockey table | | | | over the years, including discussing some new 'photon' |
| having a bet later on, when you left home, or went on | | | | table Dynamo sends for the nationals, while another |
| vacation, or even after you had kids of your own? | | | | writes to forum fellows to criticize the inequity of titles |
| Was your first air hockey table experience one that | | | | such as 'best woman air hockey player' and to |
| involved a low hanging light that got dinged every once | | | | determine who is regardless of gender, race, et. al. the |
| in awhile when one player got especially rambunctious | | | | best air hockey player I the WORLD. |
| with the row and sent the typically close balanced | | | | Wow, the air hockey table has come a loooong way |
| puck flying midair? | | | | from my days, when it was often occupied but |
| Was the air hockey table top surface a primary blue, | | | | certainly not for any finals more involved than the best |
| and did the sound of the hydraulic sheet of air get | | | | player in the bar, where, at the most, on any given |
| louder the closer you leaned in for the kill. Did you ever | | | | night ten or twelve kids gathered to fashionable slam |
| jam the crap out your playing hand between puck and | | | | pinball and slide slam air hockey pucks until the |
| air hockey table goal box or get your knuckles knock | | | | weather cleared enough for the local ice hockey |
| by an incoming hard plastic disk and keep playing | | | | game to commence. |