| The declaration that summer is here still holds true | | | | fun doesn't overwhelm you... |
| today, for summer has not yet left, which is more than | | | | - You don't need a swimming pool to swim. Simply put |
| can be said about that lazy relative who is still on your | | | | on your swimming clothes and wait outside on the |
| couch (seriously, check it now). Many people have | | | | street for an open invitation. Wearing scuba gear and |
| begun to have some fun this summer, either by | | | | goggles will increase the odds of this occurring, or -- at |
| vacationing away, vacationing at home, or by watching | | | | the very least -- will make you a greater target for |
| every television marathon that doesn't actually include | | | | water balloons, which is pretty much the same as |
| people running real marathons (that'd be too ironic). Still, | | | | swimming anyway... |
| there are likely some who are in need of suggestions. | | | | - Do birds really need those baths set out for them? If |
| Well, here I am to save the day, with a list of activities | | | | the answer to this question is "no" -- and I am not really |
| sure to stop your summer blues: | | | | sure of this one -- then simply kick them out and take |
| - In most areas, the summer implies that there will be | | | | their spots. If anyone questions this activity, tell him/her |
| some heat. And what better way to use that heat | | | | it's a hockey game and you're playing left wing. If a |
| than to have ice races with friends! Simply go outside | | | | hockey player asks you, tell him/her your game is for |
| with a friend and at least two ice cubes of the same | | | | the birds, which is basically accurate, even though you |
| size. Then place your ice cubes on the ground or a flat | | | | kicked them out earlier... |
| surface and watch whose melts first. Yes, ice is | | | | - Lemonade stands are a hassle to create. So why |
| exciting. Who would have thought that "fun" could be | | | | not take over someone else's stand and negotiate that |
| spelled with three letters? | | | | you will take a certain percentage of the profit, simply |
| - Nothing says summer like a talking Slip 'n' Slide. So | | | | because you made the declaration to do so. To make |
| why not... Oh never mind, if it talks, then it can tell you | | | | this more fun, put your name on the sign and give all of |
| the rest... | | | | your friends a free cup. If you are above the age of |
| - It's time to take the cover off of the grill, grab a bag | | | | 30, quit your day job in order to run this business more |
| of marshmallows and create your own Peeps. Yours | | | | successfully. Make sure your old high school |
| will look nothing like the Easter variety at first, but you | | | | classmates see your success. Send them e-cards if |
| have a couple of months to work on it, assuming the | | | | possible... |