| The declaration that summer is here still | | | | fun doesn't overwhelm you... |
| holds true today, for summer has not yet | | | | |
| left, which is more than can be said about | | | | - You don't need a swimming pool to swim. |
| that lazy relative who is still on your couch | | | | Simply put on your swimming clothes and wait |
| (seriously, check it now). Many people have | | | | outside on the street for an open invitation. |
| begun to have some fun this summer, either by | | | | Wearing scuba gear and goggles will increase |
| vacationing away, vacationing at home, or by | | | | the odds of this occurring, or -- at the very |
| watching every television marathon that | | | | least -- will make you a greater target for |
| doesn't actually include people running real | | | | water balloons, which is pretty much the same |
| marathons (that'd be too ironic). Still, | | | | as swimming anyway... |
| there are likely some who are in need of | | | | |
| suggestions. Well, here I am to save the | | | | - Do birds really need those baths set out |
| day, with a list of activities sure to stop | | | | for them? If the answer to this question is |
| your summer blues: | | | | "no" -- and I am not really sure of this one |
| | | | -- then simply kick them out and take their |
| - In most areas, the summer implies that | | | | spots. If anyone questions this activity, |
| there will be some heat. And what better way | | | | tell him/her it's a hockey game and you're |
| to use that heat than to have ice races with | | | | playing left wing. If a hockey player asks |
| friends! Simply go outside with a friend and | | | | you, tell him/her your game is for the birds, |
| at least two ice cubes of the same size. | | | | which is basically accurate, even though you |
| Then place your ice cubes on the ground or a | | | | kicked them out earlier... |
| flat surface and watch whose melts first. | | | | |
| Yes, ice is exciting. Who would have thought | | | | - Lemonade stands are a hassle to create. So |
| that "fun" could be spelled with three | | | | why not take over someone else's stand and |
| letters? | | | | negotiate that you will take a certain |
| | | | percentage of the profit, simply because you |
| - Nothing says summer like a talking Slip 'n' | | | | made the declaration to do so. To make this |
| Slide. So why not... Oh never mind, if it | | | | more fun, put your name on the sign and give |
| talks, then it can tell you the rest... | | | | all of your friends a free cup. If you are |
| | | | above the age of 30, quit your day job in |
| - It's time to take the cover off of the | | | | order to run this business more successfully. |
| grill, grab a bag of marshmallows and create | | | | Make sure your old high school classmates |
| your own Peeps. Yours will look nothing like | | | | see your success. Send them e-cards if |
| the Easter variety at first, but you have a | | | | possible... |
| couple of months to work on it, assuming the | | | | |