| Rick Hoogendoorn
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| | Hockey Players.
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| The Year is 2168
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| | Can I interject here, Zig.
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| | Uh, sure Gus.
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| The Channel: 51,479 on your in-brain t.v.
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| | If it wasn't for Boone and his
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| chip
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| | organization, we might not have Ice
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| Your on site personal newshost is: Zig
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| | Hockey today.
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| Zaggner
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| | We don't have Ice Hockey today, Gus.
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| Hello again, everybody, and welcome to
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| | Global warming has made that sport
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| the negotiating table, I'm the
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| | impossible.
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| straight-shooting Zig Zaggner, telling it
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| | Ya, but if we could have ice.
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| like it is...direct to your cranium.
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| | We can't Gus. Get a grip.
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| Today, we're talking hot dogs. Weiner
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| | Look, I haven't had a hot dog since 7:18
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| Corp International has finally consented
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| | this morning, so I'm a little edgy, okay?
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| to re-opening negotiations with the Union
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| | It's not like the public has much choice
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| of Processed Meat Employees after 12
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| | in what they eat anymore. Without hot
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| hours of stalled talks, and credit for
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| | dogs, I'm having to eat, well, you don't
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| all this is being given to one Gus
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| | want to know!
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| Simpson.
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| | Our viewers want to know!
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| Gus, what's your part in all this?
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| | Well, Some Processed Alternative Meat.
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| I, uh, like hot dogs, Zig.
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| | Ugh! Ooopsy, it looks like we have some
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| And?
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| | activity here. The parties are being
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| And, well, that's it. I really miss
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| | ushered back into the negotiating room
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| having my hot dogs.
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| | and, of course, you'll be right there
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| So what did you do to get the parties
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| | with us. The President of Weiner Corp and
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| back to the negotiating table?
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| | the head of UPME are about to address the
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| I, uh, yelled and screamed and stomped my
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| | group together. Let's listen.
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| foot.
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| | (Cough!) Ladies and gentlemen, I think I
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| I see. And now you're right in here as
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| | can speak on behalf of Weiner Corp and
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| part of the negotiations too.
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| | the Union of Processed Meat Employees
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| That's right, Zig. You see, as a member
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| | when I say "What were we thinking?" Here
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| of the hot dog eating public, I am a
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| | I was looking out for the interests of
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| STAKE HOLDER in this process. Those are
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| | Weiner shareholders and completing
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| MY hot dogs they are NOT producing. I am
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| | overlooking the needs of Weiner eaters.
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| ENTITLED to those hot dogs. These people
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| | And I was looking out for the needs of
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| do not have the right to keep me from my
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| | the UPME membership and missing the big
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| processed meat!
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| | picture too. The Weiner eaters.
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| Surely, not. We should also mention to
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| | Together we beg the forgiveness of Gus
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| the folks at home, and listening up there
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| | Simpson and every other Processed Meat
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| on the moon, that there is a long,
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| | Consumer. Weiner employees have agreed to
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| illustrious history of consumers
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| | take a massive pay cut and Weiner Corp
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| injecting themselves into the middle of
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| | has agreed to, um, revise our budgets
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| labour negotiations. It dates back to the
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| | accordingly so y'all can eat wieners
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| late, great Jim Boone, whose Ottawa-based
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| | again. And finally, our creative
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| NHL Fans Association first claimed the
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| | department has come up with a new slogan
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| right to sit at a negotiating table.
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| | for Weiner Corp International. So here's
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| I am proud to call myself a Booner, Zig.
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| | the head of that department, Sandy Beech.
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| Quite. With 25,000 members, Boone
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| | Thank you, sir. The new slogan for Weiner
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| managed to get a seat at the negotiating
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| | Corp International is: Weiners aren't a
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| table back in the year 2005 when the
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| | luxury, they're a right. So get stuffed
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| owners of a sport called Ice Hockey, had
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| | with your Rights!
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| trouble with the athletes called Ice
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