Armchair Olympian

I am not a die-hard sports enthusiast, but confess Ithis sport! Imagine four Newfoundlanders winning the
enjoyed watching the winter Olympics held in Turinogold - talk about a party when they get home!There is
Italy. It was nice to watch something positive andthe luge where, depending on the event, one or two
motivational for a change and to delight in some trulypeople lie on their backs on a sled going down a tight
amazing and generous acts. I find the wide variety oftwisty run ... feet first. You might think that is scary
sports showcased fascinating, proving there is a lotenough until you see those in the skeleton event,
one can do in cold climates of winter!Consider themaybe appropriately named. These athletes go down
spectrum of sports. There are the many varieties ofa steep ice track, on a sled, that has no brakes,
skiing. The downhill event has skiers reaching speedsheadfirst. Hmmm ... where do they find people to do
of 140 kilometers per hour (87 mph), you get speedingthis?Then there is ice hockey. Grown men and
tickets for going that fast in a car! Imagine what itwomen strap on boots with blades on the bottom, use
takes to be a ski jumper as you attempt to imitatecurved sticks to shoot a hard rubber disk in the
flight and defy gravity the longest once you areopponents net. This happens as they skate at up to 50
airborne. Picture the freestyle skiers who twist andkm per hour (30 mph) and shoot the puck at over 150
turn in the air so fast I don't know how thekm per hour (95 mph) while maneuvering around on
commentators can describe their incredible aerial feats.ice. A shame both the NHL laden U.S.A. and Canadian
The cross-country skiers have tremendous endurance,teams didn't even make it to the semi-finals. Perhaps
and some stop to shoot rifles while trying to managetoo much talent, not enough "team".Over the 17-day
their beating hearts and gasping lungs.We wereperiod, 2,500 athletes from 85 nations competed for
witness to a newer Olympic event that debuted in84 medals in seven sports. We shared the pride of
Nagano in 1998, snowboarding. I think thethose on the podium as they smiled or cried as their
snowboarders had the most fun creating their lexiconnational anthem played before the world. Two single
when they speak of a McTwist, Fakie, Duckfoot, anacts at this twentieth Olympic Games stand out in my
Ollie or a Nollie! Didn't it just used to be Narly ... or wasmind and will for many years.I applaud gold medalist
that suffer speak and I've just dated myself?ThereJoey Cheek, the USA speed skater for donating his
are those flashy speed skaters in their skin-tight outfits$25,000 bonus to Right to Play, an organization of
who fly around an oval ice surface at up to 60 km performer Olympic, Paralympic and professional athletes
hour (37 mph) battling G forces in the turns. The figureworldwide who support using sport for development,
skaters entertained us with their dance routines andhealth and peace. Good for you Joey, you are an
inspiring jumps. They also showed tremendous gritinspiration to many.Perhaps the defining moment of the
when Zhang Dan a Chinese pairs figure skater had aGames was when Sara Renner, a Canadian broke
spectacular fall which made anyone watching cringe.her ski pole in a cross-country team sprint event. A
To our disbelief, this 20 year old got up, completed theNorwegian coach gave her a pole to finish the race.
routine, and won the silver medal. Awesome.We can'tShe and teammate Beckie Scott went on to win the
forget the curlers. A sport many find strange, butsilver medal. To me this unselfish act defines
appreciate the accuracy involved in curling your rocksportsmanship and is hard evidence the true Olympic
down a 44 meter (49 yard) ice surface and trying tospirit lives on. See you in Vancouver in 2010.Clayton
hit a bulls eye with two sweepers helping controlShold has 25 years of experience helping sales
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